“Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.” ~Lamartine

Let me start of by disappointing you all and saying the world did not end. Yes you still have to pay your bills, and go to the dentist. You might want to think about calling your “friend” and apologizing for where you called them all those nasty (but true) names. I know, I know the world was ending… and you just wanted to get it off your chest. Now you are faced with the choice of taking back your nasty words or waking up to find them throwing a brick through your window. Hell, just tell them you went off your anti-psychotics. They’ll believe that….. really.

Moving on, I’d like to send out a “Hey Bitches” to our regular readers in Elizabeth City, NC. I don’t know who you are or how you heard of us, but good job on having the taste to come back.  See boys and girls, if you come see us regularly you’ll get mad props too. I may even give out super mad props if you leave us a slamming comment.

Now that I’m through massacring the English language, I’d like to discuss something slightly more serious. It breaks my heart to have to admit this, but Ethan and the Shameless One are missing.  They were last seen frolicking with the faeries.* They were slightly drunk, and promised to come home and write soon. A few weeks have passed and sadly they haven’t graced us with their presence. To be honest, I’m very worried about them; they never slack off like this.*

So, dear readers, I’m begging you to keep your eyes open for them. Ethan could pass as Ryan Reynold’s twin, and the Shameless One, well he’s a troll.*  So between the amazing hotness of Ethan and the birth defects of the Shameless One, they should be easy to spot.* Also if looking for them isn’t your thing you could try e-mailing them; begging them to write again. Failing that, you could write me and console my great loss.

Until next time, when my fellow writers have come home,

autumn

*- Please note anything followed by a star is more than likely false information.

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