“The dinosaur’s eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better.”- Eric Johnston

There has been alot of coverage for the political candidates this year. We know where they stand on most of the issues. However there is one vital question that has yet to be asked. So The Shameless One and I took it upon ourselves to interview the candidates we felt mattered. We asked only the one question.

Do you believe in dinosaurs?

Barack Obama (Democrat)- “Thank you for that question. I do believe dinosaurs existed. I believe if they were here today that they would deserve to be provided with affordable and accessible healthcare. They too would be ready for change.”

John McCain (Republican)- “Yes I believe in dinosaurs. In fact, my friends, there were several in my POW camp, and they believe that Obama will raise taxes.”

Cynthia McKinney (Green)- “Leave the oil in the soil! You know what to do, use the dinosaur poo!”

Joe Biden (Democrat)- “I do believe in dinosaurs, and I believe that they would be ready for change. Let me say that again. THEY… WOULD… BE… READY… FOR… CHANGE!”

Sarah Palin (Batshit Crazy)- “Ya know, being a Maverick from Alaska I have had a chance to talk to those Joe Six-Packs and like me they believe that no indeed dinosaurs did not exist. Gosh darn it, Satan put those bones here to turn us from God.”

This is an important issue for those of us here at BeShameless, and it could be a deciding factor in our vote for the Presidency. Therefore, we decided to share it with our dedicated readers, so that they too could make a sound, informed decision. Thanks to all the candidates for their time. We weren’t aware of how strongly their voices would resonate in our heads.

Until next time, “Mr. Hammond, I have decided not to endorse your park.”
autumn and theshamelessone

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