You found us how? Really…
“Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through.”- R.D. Laing, The Politics of Experience
It’s official. I have lost what little bit of a mind I had left. I’ve done something very scary, and I may not live through it. You see children, Auntie Autumn has given herself to way to many projects at once. I am continuing my tradition of participating in National Novel Writing Month. In and of itself that is crazy enough; however, I am also starting a new tradition this year. I will be participating in National Blog Posting Month. Yup, I will be writing a novel and posting on this blog everyday for one month. If that is still not enough for you… well fuck you. Heh, actually I will also be posting on my personal blog Autumn’s Flame. So be prepared for delirious filled blog posts and randomness.
In order to kick off the randomness, I took a look at our google referrals to see what brought you here in the first place. Being the kind generous soul that I am, I will either answer your questions or point you in the right direction. For clarity I will surround each google search term with a star.
*I say ha you say ho*
We’ll actually I say stupid whore, but I suppose I can shorten it just this one time for you.
*Explain- Every human being of whatever station, whatever origin deserves respect*
::blinks:: I really don’t know how to explain that to you without being disrespectful. But, oh how tempting it is.
*Averett Graduation University Ceremony Pickets*
Phelps is at it again, isn’t he? Didn’t he already do that in 2005 or 2006?
*Well sometimes enjoy*
Enjoy what? Long walks on the beach? Sunrises on a misty morning? A Vodka Martini? I’m all about enjoying, but don’t leave me hanging.
*Ally Sheedy waist hips*
I’m assuming she has them unless there was a horrible accident that I didn’t know about.
*Ally Sheedy forum*
Did you find that forum? Was there an accident? How bad was it? Oh Gods why?
*Stories about Sodomites*
Be thankful I answered this and not the boys… Otherwise the stories would never end, and several of you would be scarred for life.
*What does tempt Karma, meanie*
You will not tempt Karma by calling me a meanie. I have found that Karma is tempted by long walks on the beach, misty sunrises and vodka martinis… wait no that’s not right.
*Come the rapture we’ll have the earths to ourselves*
That we will, and oh the glorious things we’ll do.
*Micheal Saevage*
is an asshole… I’m sure that’s what you meant to say, and I agree. But just for future reference it’s Michael Savage.
*try to talk my way out of it*
No it’s ok I’ll forgive you for googling him just this once. Really only this once though.
*We’ll he found how to quit you.*
And you’re an evil asshole. Prick
*emo ally sheedy*
I would be emo too if I lost my hips and waist.
*Sodomite movies*
Shhh just google male on male. I don’t need this to turn into an adult site. If you want recommendations email Ethan and TheShamelessOne.
*who wrote sing sing a song*
Joe Raposo. See who needs Google when you have me. Unless you need me to recommend movies…
*quit sending email forwards*
Sorry Ethan… I’ll try
*I’m dreaming of a caucasian holiday*
Really? Because, I’m dreaming of chlorine in the gene pool.
*Sing a Song*
Which one? The Joe Raposo one? Fine… Sing, sing a song. Sing out loud. Sing out strong. Sing of good things not bad. Sing of happy not sad.
There you have it. All your questions have been answered. Now if you don’t mind, my novel is calling me.
Until next time, errr… um tomorrow.
autumn







